is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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