He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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