I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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