i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I know her cup size but not her name....
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
