so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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