Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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