Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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