Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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