im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
bring money and cleavage
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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