So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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