True but thats because hes a fetus.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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