What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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