I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
