I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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