I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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