fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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