i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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