so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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