do herpes really smell.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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