Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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