I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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