Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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