white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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