well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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