Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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