turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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