Rock
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Fuck
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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