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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
