Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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