Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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