I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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