i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
