I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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