Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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