I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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