you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
and she was petting her beer can
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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