you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Come on in and take your pants off
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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