I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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