dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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