the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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