doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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