I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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