I want to stick my p in your. b.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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