Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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