You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
