Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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