We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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