is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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