break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
only you would photoshop your dick
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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