whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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