used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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