Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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